Ravers in a cornfield get sliced like sushi and I'm counting out loud, like I did during the police station scene in Terminator. Gibb's loser boyfriend gets folded in half and I have to laugh. The bigger a sinner/asshole, the faster they die. You can pretty much guess who dies first. Gibb's jackass boyfriend comes by with his friend Blake (David Kopp), hoping to set him up with Lori. Her friends Gibb (Katharine Isabelle) and Kia (Destiny's Child singer Kelly Rowland) are trying to cheer her up. There he invades the house of Lori Campbell (Monica Keena), who is moping months after the death of her mother. In an effort to return to the nightmares of Springwood children, he coaxes Jason Voorhees (Ken Kirzinger) out of his own hell by sending the apparition of his mother (Paula Shaw) to awaken Jason and send him to Springwood. The Movie Freddy Krueger (Robert Englund) has been successfully banished from Springwood, having been killed by his daughter and erased from the history of the town in a manner that would make Winston Smith proud. As a side note, we have an interview with director Ronny Yu in the bag, which will run after the first of the year.

Expect the sequel and subsequent teen chopping in due time.

It took a decade, but the writers and director have successfully taken two dead franchises (the last Nightmare on Elm Street movie aired in 1994 and Jason X was the Alien Resurrection of the Friday the 13th series) and given them a new life. In the end, both movie villains had their respective fans who cheered for them. After twenty years, the two are institutions and people cheer for them more than they do for their victims. But like Jake 'The Snake' Roberts, The Road Warriors and so many other heels, Freddy Krueger and Jason Voorhees somehow became popular in the eyes of the fans, even though they are supposed to be villains. Here, it kind of reminds me of pro wrestling matches where two bad guys were put together in a match and the audience didn't know who to root for. It does beg the question, who do you cheer for? In their individual movies, there was always at least one kid who appeared likely to make it to the end. Jason this past summer, bringing together two of the top cinematic murderers of teenagers in the 1980s. After a decade-long effort, New Line Cinema unleashed Freddy vs.

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